The traveling has started. They must have really stretched their budget on previous seasons because their first stop is the island of St. Thomas. In the off season. I was seriously concerned that they were going to get hit by a tropical storm. Note to self: do not go to the British Virgin Islands in October-ish.
In other news,
- Cats have 9 lives and [names other women should not call each other] have 2
- Don't call me a liar in front of my boyfriend
- Do what Gaston would do
- Every night with my boyfriend is, like, important
- If someone gets really excited and were a vegetable, they would be a turnip, because they are turned all the way up.
- It's a bad day when I've voluntarily put myself in a situation where I'm competing for attention and I declare "I'm not going to compete for attention"
- Casual dates work for 1 on 1 dates, but are a disaster when there are 6 girlfriends involved
- Declaring that I'm going to say something "straight to his face" rarely means I actually do so
- Sometimes, a man may actually apologize for something.
- Apparently, I should find neon-print swimming trunks attractive.
- BUG BITE! It's huge!
- When my boyfriend breaks up with me, instead of making it easier for him, I'm just going to casually lay back in the cabana ABC interns built and producers made me sit on and let him squirm.
- My boyfriend will inevitably wear pants so tight he waddles when he walks (hey, I did that when I was in denial about my pant size, too, buddy)
- Our host, Chris Harrison, is the go-to when my boyfriend is sobbing and thinking that he might want to quit this whole gig, NOT ME AND HIS OTHER GIRLFRIENDS!
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