Thursday, February 9, 2017

WILFTB: Things are getting really serious

The traveling has started. They must have really stretched their budget on previous seasons because their first stop is the island of St. Thomas. In the off season. I was seriously concerned that they were going to get hit by a tropical storm. Note to self: do not go to the British Virgin Islands in October-ish.
In other news,
  • Cats have 9 lives and [names other women should not call each other] have 2
  • Don't call me a liar in front of my boyfriend
  • Do what Gaston would do
  • Every night with my boyfriend is, like, important
  • If someone gets really excited and were a vegetable, they would be a turnip, because they are turned all the way up. 
  • It's a bad day when I've voluntarily put myself in a situation where I'm competing for attention and I declare "I'm not going to compete for attention"
  • Casual dates work for 1 on 1 dates, but are a disaster when there are 6 girlfriends involved
  • Declaring that I'm going to say something "straight to his face" rarely means I actually do so
  • Sometimes, a man may actually apologize for something. 
  • Apparently, I should find neon-print swimming trunks attractive.
  • BUG BITE! It's huge! 
  • When my boyfriend breaks up with me, instead of making it easier for him, I'm just going to casually lay back in the cabana ABC interns built and producers made me sit on and let him squirm.
  • My boyfriend will inevitably wear pants so tight he waddles when he walks (hey, I did that when I was in denial about my pant size, too, buddy)
  • Our host, Chris Harrison, is the go-to when my boyfriend is sobbing and thinking that he might want to quit this whole gig, NOT ME AND HIS OTHER GIRLFRIENDS! 

Tweet of the week: 
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Last Week

Not much to report anecdotally. 
Monday: recovery mobility session
Tuesday: recovery yoga, many intentions for an after-work run, but one meeting ran late and I really wanted to eat before the next one, so no run
Wednesday: I can't even remember
Thursday: TBT endurance in AM, 3 miles on the TM after work; distinctly remember thinking how 3 miles did not tire the legs out anymore
Friday: TBT endurance in PM
Saturday: 6 miles on the bike 
Sunday: 4 miles with Sunday Runday group. Really enjoying this. Avg pace this time was 11:45. BOOM. 
Laters.

Friday, February 3, 2017

WILFTB Cajun Style

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This week, our fearless polygamist travels to the exotic locale of New Orleans to use beignets (seriously, this is not in Hoopla's dictionary?), haunted houses and swamps to assist him in his contractually-obligated decision of a proposal in about 4 weeks. The beignet thing I believe, but haunted houses and swamps? Probably not contributing a whole lot.
And what did New Orleans teach me about dating? 
  • I want the guy that thanks me for accepting a rose (he only did that for one woman, BTW).
  • Dropping a lot of F bombs and then chugging champagne (from a glass, this is a classy show, all) will make you memorable.
  • Best date line: Where have you beignet all my life? 
  • Going on a date feels like you are out with your boyfriend.
  • Not having a nanny means your boyfriend should pick you, if he's forced to choose between two of his girlfriends.
  • Mint juleps are a thing when you visit haunted houses.
  • DON'T TOUCH THE HAT!!!!!
  • Apparently, double stick tape really does work. 
  • I really need to work in my inflection, because all this? talking? as if? you are asking? a question? is really getting on my nerves (and I know I do it)
  • There is nothing worse than whipped cream and lies.

My favorite tweet of the evening, regarding the haunted house date, or maybe it was the swamp date, either way, this was valid: 
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Surely there are much better things to do in New Orleans. Maybe all the cool places just wouldn't sign a release with ABC.

Trashed legs

We last left our heroine as she was dealing with all of her emotions regarding the new President of the United States, not wanting to learn anything from "The Bachelor" and re-discovering how much dedication it takes to actually incorporate a race training plan into her life. Would she succeed in getting in four runs in one week?!?
Wednesday, she had decided to take a rest day in hope that a man she liked would finally come through on his suggestion of actually going on a date, despite deep down knowing he was keeping her on his back burner, like he had been doing since early December. Finally having confirmation of her intuition by Thursday afternoon (she really needs to actually take notice of those "Bachelor" dating lessons), she found herself needing the quick two mile run. It was a fairly decent day for an outside run, however, her gym bag was packed for an indoor run and Polar Polly was MIA, so to the treadmill it was! A rare second occupant in the usually empty community center gym and a missing set of headphones - doh! - meant all she had was her thoughts to get her through a TM run. 
Trying to resist the urge to speed up the belt to just get it over with, she let each step take away the hurt and wounded pride of the previous 6 weeks. Even though every half mile felt like a full mile, she soon found herself with 2.09 miles in 26:14 and with some feelings worked out. 
Friday, however, was the revenge of emotions and any good intentions of a strength training workout went out the door. There was crying, margartitas and chips and salsa and the 1963 make of "Cleopatra", which distracted her a little because, well, it's "Cleopatra". And there was absolutely nothing planned for the entire weekend, so plenty of time to get a workout in. 
When Saturday morning arrived, and Jeff the dog had his workout, our heroine put on her new strength training program from The Daily Burn called TBT (Tactical Bodyweight Training), which is supposed to strengthen and increase one's mobility. Seemed like a perfect fit for our heroine's goals. 
And then ... it kicked her right square in the a$$. The planned two miler immediately after the program was deemed impossible because her legs were shaking so much. So, she rested, entertained the dog and decided Jeff wouldn't mind a short little jog. Taking Jeff along also meant a lot of sniff and pee stops, which seemed like an okay thing. It was a lovely afternoon for a trot, and our heroine and Jeff knocked out 2.19 music-less miles in 26:36.
Sunday, our heroine had 5 miles on her training schedule - the longest distance planned so far since her hip surgery. Knowing there was a Sunday Runday club at the LRS rather close to her house, she knew that was the best chance for her to get the run in before a busy day took over things. 
The 6:10 wake up call was the earliest Sunday wake up call she'd had in a long time. It wasn't summer time, and there hadn't been a need to get in a long run before the heat in so long that this really was rare. Plus, there was the new experience of blackout curtains in her bedroom that made it oh-so-easy to sleep in almost any day. 
Luckily, Jeff the dog got her out of bed and prepped for the run. She made it with 2 minutes to spare, and set out with the run group. After the first mile, she tucked in with a group of 3 women who were running the perfect pace - 12's - that she was able to follow to the 2 mile aid station. During that, there was a long, long downhill in which one of the women remarked "I love downhills" and all our heroine could think was "This is going to suck on the way back". While the women stopped at the 2 mile aid station, our heroine continued on, wanting to get the additional mile before stopping for a bit of water and Gatorade. 
The return up that long hill did indeed suck, and yesterday's intense body weight workout caught up with her and a short walk break was needed in the middle of that damn hill. However, our heroine was soon on the run again, trying to keep pace and not speed up to catch a faster person that had passed her on their own way back to the LRS.
With less than half a mile to go, the run stupids were in full effect and our heroine made a turn a block before she was supposed to. Oh well, at least she knew the neighborhood and was able to find her way back to the LRS with no problem. By the time she was done, 5.16 miles had been accumulated in 62 minutes, a 12:05 average pace. Pretty darn good, if you ask her. 
This morning, our heroine's legs are completely trashed and begging for a recovery yoga session, which they will get. Her hip, Mary Jane? She has no complaints whatsoever.
Stay tuned for our next episode, same run time, same run blog.

Getting the Runs

Last week, it was Restaurant Week where I live, which meant I ate out about 6 times more than I usually do and ordered dessert 6 times more than I usually do at the end of a meal.
Naturally, when Sunday rolled around, I wasn’t quite sure how a 4 mile run would go and finally caved to the internal peer pressure that I desperately needed music. Handling the need for music issue was quite an ordeal, as the only iPod I have is an old iPod shuffle (you know, the one that clips onto your clothing) that I haven’t used quite literally in years. Like, sometime in 2013 or 2014. I couldn’t get it to turn on even after a little charging, so that was something I’d have to deal with later.
My current phone is an iPhone, but I got the one with less storage so there is no way I can load any music on there and keep all of my ridiculous apps, like Marco Polo, which incidentally, I downloaded Sunday night after this run, so mentioning it in this context is moot. But, I do have Pandora and rarely use my data, so after confirming that less than an hour of Pandora use would not result in a ridiculous phone bill, I turned on Lindsey Stirling radio and was on my way.
I don’t remember much about the run anymore, only the feeling that it was cleansing in a way. The first mile made me realize I was slightly underdressed – didn’t pay attention to how windy it was – but I was able to keep my hands warm, so that was what mattered. The second mile felt fantastic, which is to be expected when most of it is downhill. Naturally, that made the third mile not as great, considering I was going back up that hill. Not going to lie, I was really thankful when I hit a stoplight and I had to wait a little bit for traffic. Mile 4 was simply blissful. A little windy (man!) but it just felt good. It was one of those runs where I was contentedly happy at the end of it.
4.09 miles (just barely a post-surgery distance PR) in 49:04 (walked the .09 back to the house).
Tuesday called for 3 miles easy, but it was dark by the time I left the office, and I had packed my gym bag for a sunny and 60* day, so I hit the community center on my way home. Did the 7 minute workout as a warmup and then started in on 3 miles on the treadmill. Towards the end of the first mile, I thought that maybe I should run 1 mile, row 1 mile and then run 1 mile again because 3 straight miles on a treadmill just sounded awful. Then, I decided I’d try doing the second mile a bit faster and by the end of that mile, I went ahead and made it a progression run.
I was listening to Lindsey Stirling Pandora again and had some great songs that really motivated me. It made me wonder how much more awesome I would be at everything if I just had the right song playing in the background.
3.09 miles: 12:31, 11:32, 10:31, with 2 minute cool down for 36:42.
Yesterday, I had every intention of doing something, but then I didn’t.
A quick 2 on the books today, then 2 Saturday and 5 on Sunday. Another post-surgery distance PR awaits. Finally. Real, tangible progress.
And how is MJ through all of this? Pretty good. Still whines a bit, but I’ll keep the shower water cool for a short minute after today’s workout. That tactic seems to help, and is much more tolerable in this damp chill than a full blown ice bath.

WILFTB via Twitter

Y'all, I'm going to be honest. I've got some really personal reasons for having a hard time with our peaceful transfer of power (much more than my political beliefs) and I honestly could not care less about dating lessons. 
Also, I had a community meeting and missed part of the show, have no desire to really re-watch it, so I took a shortcut this week and took some lessons from the faithful who like to take their reactions to Twitter. So, I hope this makes up for my lack of sincerity this week. 
Posts on some really amazing runs to follow. 
So here is what Twitter taught me: 
1) When asked to shovel dairy cow manure, relate your dissatisfaction back to the task at hand:
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2) Stay realistic with your expectations
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3) Missing out on facts about a former President means we need to take a look at US History curriculum standards.
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4) Crazy people get jealous?
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5) Honestly, I just agree with this one: 
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6) Sometimes, it's best to just be direct when you aren't getting along with your boyfriend's other girlfriends.
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7) Always be sure to tell a story that may paint you in a poor light in such a way that you still seem adorable. A Southern accent may help.
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My apologies for phoning it in. I'll be better next week.

Running for Miles instead of time and WILFTB

Running for Miles

It's winter. And you all know how I feel about that when it relates to running outside. As a result, my running suffers from about December to mid-March. But, things are different this year for lots of reasons. The big one is that I'm actually training to run 5Ks. Like, seriously. 
So, I don't really get to slack on the winter running anymore. This week marked week 1 of training to improve my 5K time, and that means I'm running for miles instead of time like I've been mostly doing since last May. 
Btw, the program I found was a beginners program that involves running 5 days a week, which seems a lot to me for a beginner program, but maybe I'm misunderstanding what is meant by beginner. In any case, I'm shooting for 4 days a week of running and will be running back to back days for the first time in ..... I actually don't know how long. Maybe since I trained for my first 10 mile back in 2009???? 
That's weird. 
Anyway, technically training started today, but with ice all weekend, making it stupid to run and a day off yesterday, I ran yesterday. Three miles on my favorite trail-not-really-a-trail, that was wet and soggy so I was glad I had my trail running shoes so I could splash around and not get my toes wet. It wasn't a very exciting run, except my paces were eerily consistent: 12:04, 12:05, 12:04. It was actually eerie all around, with a run at 1pm where there literally were no other runners, albeit a lot of walkers and fog on the river like I was in either a creepy or depressing movie. I had just watched the creepiest John Cusack movie that morning, so I know I was being a little biased towards creepy. Could have just been depressing, so who knows. 
In any case, there was nothing special about the run ... until it hit me that there was nothing special about the run. Nothing. Do you know how long it's been since I had just an every day, non special run?!?!?!?! Even MJ was just like, whatevs.
3 miles, 36:30, avg HR 168;  decent enough easy-ish run. Ideally, my HR would be well below that average for it to truly be an easy run, but we will get there. 

WILFTB 

Generally, when I write these dating tips and tricks, I go in order of the epidsode; I'm a huge fan of chronology, and I generally try to only include dating tips and maybe a little commentary because ... well ... I'm still slightly embarrassed I'm even doing this. I generally don't Internet search the crap out of the lead (except the bachelor from my home state, for obvious reasons) and just learn what I can from suggested social media posts and funny Jimmy Kimmel interviews.
BUT I HAVE TO BREAK ALL MY RULES RIGHT NOW. Because here is a screenshot of my iPhone notes from part of the episode: 
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I seriously was like, oh hey, he runs like he knows what he is doing. Then I got ridiculously excited when I learned he ran track in high school and college. So then, I did some internet searching and found this: 
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And THEN ... I found out he ran cross country in high school, too. Which just makes him that much more desirable to me. The hilarious part to all of this is that I doubt any of the women he's dating cares all that much that he not only did this but was actually fairly decent at it, too. For me, it makes all the difference, LOL. 
In anycase, aside from my "holy ****, he's a full on runner and that apparently is a huge turn on for me" realization, here's what else I learned this week: 
  • Being understanding that a 36 year old man may have had intimate relationships with women he was NOT on a reality show with makes you a woman of high quality. AKA, not wanting to give up your free vacation means a lot to your boyfriend. 
  • Knowing this, however, may make you feel competitive and motivate you to dress int hat trench-with-lingerie-underneath look that is utterly predictable and completely unimaginative. 
  • And cause you to bring Reddi Whip to the cocktail party. 
  • I should not be turned off by hideous garden rose ties. Perhaps it's supposed to be a funny joke since he hands out roses left and right? 
  • Even though we all know how this dating thing goes, and [most] of us can count, we still need to be told when there is only one rose left. 
Okay, okay, okay so the Backstreet Boys are cool but I would have been more excited if it had been *NSync. I mean, have you see JC Chasez lately? 
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  • Watching my boyfriend make out with one of his many other girlfriends (that I know about) will be the worst day of my life.
  • Dating is actually going on dates
  • There is nothing like puking on your first single date. And then kissing afterwards. (ps, the bachelor was adorably supportive of his date that got sick)
  • 1 pool, 1 boyfriend, 17 girlfriends will almost certainly mean things will get weirder than they already are. 
  • Straddling someone in a bouncy house is just not a good idea. On national television, anyway. 
  • Don't sing to someone like you are actually trying. It's just awkward and no one knows how to respond. If you must sing, sing for comic relief, like in an Opera or Broadway voice that is not meant to be taken seriously.

Until next blog....

Morning Run and WILFTB: Things are gonna get weird!

The high forecasted for today is 61*. I had not been so excited for that temperature in a few months, and visions of a glorious lunchtime trot were swimming in my head. Then I realized I had a lunchtime meeting, followed by another meeting, followed by another meeting. And with that, visions of a glorious and rare winter morning run were swimming in my head. 
I don't generally run in the early morning during the winter for a few reasons. First, it's cold and second, it's dark. I don't really care for either, but certainly the running in the dark is just inviting a 60 minutes story about myself that may not have a happy ending. 
In any case, I was really feeling like a trot, and if it was going to get done today, morning was the best option. In January, a mid-40s morning run may just be my new favorite thing. It was still dark (whoops), but the air was fresh and clean and the neighborhood roads were quiet. I'm lucky in that I am just a few blocks off of a long paved trail that keeps me off the streets and not dodging cars, other than when I need to cross a road. 
Because I had a sort of time constraint, I decided to go for a tempo-ish run. In other words, in my head, I was running like Brenda Martinez in her many Instagram story videos, where she is just pounding out 6 mile runs like nobody's business (I assume it's 6 miles, I don't actually know the distance, and know I don't know why 6 is my assumption). In reality, I was averaging 11 minute miles, but in rolling hills it felt like work to me, which was exactly what I wanted. 
Towards the middle of my run, I felt like my shoelaces were coming untied, so I stopped to check. Nope, they were fine. Then that made me wonder how many elite runners have to stop and tie their shoes in the middle of a run, and then I wondered what their weird shoe rituals are. How many times to they tie or untie their shoes? Single knots? Double? Any special lacing pattern? 
The last stretch of the run was a gradual uphill - my least favorite kind of hill - which I jogged and when I hit the top, I walked the final 1.5 blocks in the hopes that the jogging and walking were some semblance of a proper cool down. 
And then Jeff greeted me like I'd been gone all day. I love that dog. 

WILFTB

  • The first day of dating is exciting! 
  • Group dates are kinda weird
  • Taking wedding photos makes the most sense on a first date
  • Practicing breaking up makes sense on the second date
  • Being number 1 is better than going number 2
Commercial break: bleach took care of dysentery
  • Being sexually aggressive means you aren't wife material
  • If your date has any semblance of normalcy, it won't make the TV cut
  • Drinking too much champagne may make you act and look a little silly .. and make all your boyfriend's other girlfriends uncomfortable when you go on a drunken soliloquy
  • Something about interrupting being okay unless you interrupt someone and then they go back and interrupt you then it's not classy but rude

Not that there's anything wrong with being in your early twenties, but man, it's painfully obvious so far. This episode focuses on two 23 year olds that are polar opposites and clearly are going to be on the 2 on 1 date and neither of them realize they aren't going to leave this show engaged. I haven't even read any spoilers and I know this. In the meantime, it appears yet again that ignorance is bliss. And relatively entertaining TV.

About last week

Did I talk about my New Year's Day run? I did, right? I'm too lazy to check the blog at the moment, but I'm certain I did. Oh that's right ... it was a tandem run/WILFTB post. 
Moving on. 
After that run, Mary Jane was just not recovering from it like she should have been. All the stretching, foam rolling and ellipticalling (which oddly helps quite a bit) was not doing what it should have been doing. I mean, MJ was making noise and the noise level was getting louder and louder - to the point where I was wondering how common it is for someone to develop osteoarthritis after hip arthroscopy. I even did and internet search on it. 
FYI, the only link anyone is talking about right now is how the surgery is not recommended if you already have osteoarthritis. Which, any good surgeon should tell you. 
Anyway, I realized there was one last thing I could try before emailing my PT was an ice bath. In the winter. During one of the coldest weeks so far. 
Ugh. Fine. 
So, I got some ice, dressed for the occasion, and plopped myself into my tub. Just filling the tub with cold water was making me wonder if I even needed to throw ice in there. But seeing as I was already cold, and had the bucket of ice right there, I dumped it in. 
MJ actually seemed to be enjoying it; my feet, on the other hand, were not thrilled at all. 
In the end, it seemed to make all the difference. The next morning, I felt so good, I kept thinking "ice baths are so effective, it's just stupid". When I actually reflect on that statement, it seems to make no sense, but I know it's a legit phrase around here. 
Whatever. 
So, feeling better, I lifted twice the rest of the week, finally got housework and the rest of my wall painting done, and then decided that I really needed to go for a run. For the latter half of the week, highs were in the teens with "feels like" temps below zero. 
As much as I love bacon, I was not going to do a run in "feels like -2*". However, I was a big enough idiot to try to talk Jeff for a mile walk in that weather. Doh! 
In any case, Sunday's forecast for mid-morning was about 20, with it feeling like 10. I can handle that. Headed to my current favorite trail with crushed gravel that probably had 1-1.5" of snow on it. For points system, let's say 1.25", okay, Dave? 
Weather deets: 
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There was a little bit of wind, but nothing worth reporting. 
Warmed up properly, including a few strides, and I was off. I am fairly certain I spent the first half mile, thinking about how all I'd do in my blog was complain about the cold and how making winter running seem cool was dumb because winter running was cool, but not in the "cool" sense but in the it's actually flipping COLD and that's just plain dumb. Who likes to be cold? Seriously, aside from Siberian Huskies, who aren't really cold anyway because of their coats, which leads me back to the original question: WHO LIKES TO BE COLD? 
And then my hands finally warmed up. 
I run along the Missouri river, which is actually quite beautiful when it's cold and it's been snowy. There are huge ice chunks floating down the river, slowly rotating as if they are in their own ballroom group dance.
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And I do like the monochromatic color palate of winter at times, and yesterday it was quite beautiful. Having snow on the ground always helps.
I had nearly finished my run, having only seen a single walker (BA), when I finally saw another runner, who was running on the dry streets instead of the snow-covered trails. We acknowledged each other with a friendly wave and kept on. I ended up seeing him again when I finished the run, in which he said, "It's warming up next week!" To which I responded, "I know, we'll have to share with others then, too!" And he chuckled.
In the end, I had 2.65 miles in 32:42, a 12:19 pace. Not too bad, but the heart rate was up above 160 most of the time. Gotta work on keeping that low. But it was cold, so whatever. 
After some stretching, I went over to the local coffee house and got a hot chocolate. 
It was amazing. 
Okay, maybe winter running isn't that bad.

Happy New WILFTB

Day One Run

I really wanted to do a New Year's Day run, mostly because I have never done one. Yes, never. Luckily, the LRS closest to my house was offering up a free run as part of their Sunday Runday group aptly named "Day One Run". The greatest part about this run was that it was part of their normal run, so you really could just run whatever you wanted. Most people, myself included, did the 4 mile out and back route that got you do a water/gatorade station and made you feel good about taking advantage of the free mimosas, coffee and bagels afterward. 
The run itself was nothing too exciting, but it felt good to get 4 miles in. I've been focusing on keeping my weekend runs at an easy effort based on HR. Triathlon training blogs tell me that my "off-season" should be in a 112-146 HR range. Right now, I'm trying to keep things under 160, so that says something about my fitness (STILL, UGH, it takes forever to get that back without swimming!). In anycase, the weather at the start was a balmy 30*, with light winds, and overcast skies. No bacon on this run. The course itself was a combination of relatively flat (front half) and rolling hills (back half). Being a fan of rolling hills, I liked the back half. I got in a good 2.5 miles of running before my neighbor called and then I walked for a bit while I talked to her. Yes, I could have ignored the call, but MJ was quietly protesting, so I figured a walk break was needed anyway. I am fairly confident I hit every red light the last mile back, and felt the wind pick up and pretty much cool me down before the run was even over. 
There was also pineapple involved. That froze, since it was below freezing when I ran.
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In the end, Polar Polly said I hit 4.07 miles in 48.55. It was good enough to enjoy a free mimosa, rummage through the clearance bins and take some coffee to go. At home, I rewarded myself with some avocado toast topped with eggs. Yummmmm. 

WILFTB

As I said in the previous post, this year's Bachelor is a 3-time veteran of the franchise, and "the most controversial bachelor in history". 
I highly doubt that. I would say Henry the VII is probably a little more controversial than a former software salesman turned model from Waukesha, Wisconsin with a thing for brunettes.
Controversial or not, I am confident there will be dating lessons aplenty this season. For starters, 
*I am apparently not serious about finding love until I've been on dating shows multiple times.
*If I love dolphins (as I should!), I should dress as a shark the first time I meet my suitor.
*If I meet the perfect guy at a wedding, I won't give him my number, instead I'll wait 9 months and then follow him onto a dating show.
*I should keep reminding him that he got his heart broken. Twice. On national television. (but it's okay, I'm still a fan)
*Six words: sequins, plunging necklines, open backs, and red - that is, if I don't like the shark costume option.
*Intriguing is his favorite word, so I shouldn't get too excited when he says I am that. It's the new "amazing". 
*Sitting sideways on a couch is awkward.

New Year's Stuff

My New Year's Resolution is the same as it has been for a few years, which is to be as forgiving as this guy: 
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He's got a lot to teach me.

What I Learned from "The Bachelor" Preview

Well, it pains me to say it, but there have been multiple request for a return to "What I Learned from 'The Bachelor'", or WILFTB. The new season starts in January, and The Bachelor is a two-time Bachelorette runner-up. This should be interesting. 
About a month before the season starts, the names and profiles of all the contestants - 30 women this year - are posted online. The ages range from 23-31 (despite The Bachelor being 36!), most are brunettes, all are beautiful and probably look extra hot in a bikini. 
In looking over their profiles, here is what I learned that I should advertise about myself to a potential suitor: 
*I like dolphins. A lot. Might even want to be a dolphin trainer.
*I can't live without chapstick. Or my mom (despite the fact that I likely will have to one day, assuming the circle of life circles the way it is expected to)
*The scariest thing I have ever done was move somewhere by myself. 
*If I could be a fictional character, I would be any kind of Disney princess
*One of my favorite movies is Titanic
*I have between 1 and 7 tattoos. Some may be getting lasered off.
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In running news, I've gone on some shorter runs here and there. The weather has been unseasonably mild around here, so none of the runs are bacon-worthy in any way, shape or form. The damp cold has made Mary Jane scowl a bit, but I try to keep her moving and that helps. I make myself elliptical at least once a week, do yoga at least once a week and still strength train twice a week. With the triathalon in July, I should probably start spinning again; swimming will have to wait until I feel like my risk for ear infections has dwindled. We started doing a push-up and plank challenge at work every day at 10 AM (1 minute of push-ups, 1 minute plank), so that will be fun to see what kind of improvements will happen over the course of the next few months. 
I got a new Believe Training Journal for Christmas and already did some goal setting for the year, which makes me very excited. I've joined Gary's 2020 muskrat challenge, with no idea if I'll get to the 2020K mark, but it will be motivation to track my mileage, which I've never really done. There are several 5 and 10k's on the calendar for next year, and I can't wait to get back on the trails. I have so much to look forward to in the next year.  We all do, really.

I'd like to Introduce ....

Mary Jane (MJ). 
Congrats, skinnylegs, PM me your address to receive your mystery prize. 
Runner up awards go to: Juan Pablo, Rose, Hubert, Hippolyta (excellent reasoning, I just feel like an achy joint should not be name after Wonder Woman's momma), Ace and Huey. 
In other news, I traveled last week to Dallas, TX for work and all my workout plans went to crap. I did manage two sessions from this 30 day yoga series on youtube (Yoga with Adriene, pretty good and they aren't long sessions)  as well as one day in the gym, riding the upright bike for 20 minutes and a quick weight session for another 15. I've learned that it's definitely front squats that are giving MJ trouble, which is annoying, but it further reinforces the need to master single leg squats and I suppose that's all we really need in the squat department. For now, anyway.
In the meantime, I haven't actually ran since Thanksgiving, so this week, I'm assigning myself two running sessions on the treadmill of 20-25 minutes v. easy run/walking. I've kept up with the elliptical two days a week and the movement is helping improve MJ's mood a lot, so I know it's not the cardio and running and most definitely the front squats. 
I'm still pining for the days when I can do whatever the heck I want and experience no consequences, but I'm slowly realizing that world went out the window when my parents believed I had developed reasoning skills. So, instead, I've worked on my race schedule for next year. Nothing too crowded yet, but so far this is what I have: 
January: Fastest PR Mile (likely will not be a fastest PR mile for me)
April: Santa Anita Derby 5K
June: possible 5K if I am able to attend work conference
July: Win for KC Triathlon
October: Inaugural KC Marathon 10K. Was thinking about doing the half, then I realized there is only one inaugural 10K, so I have to do that one. Duh.
November: hopefully another Turkey Trot. It's so hard to know what small towns will have one from year to year. Races aren't cheap to put on, so I understand if they don't do them. Fingers crossed, though! 
.... and probably one other race, but not sure what/where/when.