That's the theme for the Kansas City Trail Nerd's Psychopathic 5K. They love hosting the "toughest 5k in the Midwest" so much there is an ice version and a summer version.
Being me and seeing this was a $20 5K, I immediately claimed it as my January Wonder Woman run. Who cares how hard it is?
All I knew was that running trails was fun, crossfit was making my legs super strong (even if my lungs were taking a bit of a break) and I had gotten my old trails running buddy to join me. It was going to be a good day.
The morning turned out even better than anticipated, with lows in the 40s. In January! Yessss, particularly since the following morning's low was supposed to be in the single digits. Sometimes, I feel like the luckiest runner in the world.
As I got myself ready for the run, aka, pulling my star spangled shorts over my capris and situating my gold and red headband just right, I got the usual surprised glances thrown my way. In all honesty, I always get a little self conscious (<--- did I spell that right? It's not looking correct this morning but spell check on this thing sucks) until I get the first "your outfit is awesome".
The race started, and it was immediately uphill. Sweet.
I'll spare you most of the boring details, but the race definitely was hard. But guess what? It was also tons of fun! The nice thing about trail races, especially hard ones, is that lots of people walk. So, you just do your best, take walk breaks on those awful uphills and gleefully bounce your way around on the downhills. My running buddy and I had so much fun on this race that we decided to have a standing "run date" once a month to run these trails.
So lesson of the day: hard can be fun! Wa-hoo!
At the end of the race, I was tasked with a pose to do as I crossed the finish line. I did the pose but there was no photographer capturing us as we crossed, so I went back later and posed again in front of it. I did a nice job embarassing myself and then later that day, realized
I did the wrong pose. That's embarrassing in an entirely different way.
So, I owe my brother an extra race so I can do the pose he actually requested. Good thing there is a 5k on my birthday I can do :).
And, in case you are wondering, I'm totally doing the summer version of this race. It was that awesome, even if I did finish in a snail's time of 39:something.